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Welcome

So…when will I turn age 59 ½?  What about my favorite client?  What about my Aunt Gertrude?

Welcome to our proprietary, state of the art, trademarked, warp speed, 100% accurate (consult your tax advisor first), only one on the web…AGE 59 ½ CALCULATOR™.  All you have to know is Aunt Gertrude’s date of birth and we’ll tell you…FOR FREE…in an INSTANT…when she will turn age 59 ½.  That way, you’ll be the first to say “Happy 59 ½ Birthday®”!  By the way, she’ll look smashing in one of our famous 59 ½ aprons or holding one of our 59 ½ coffee mugs (or scores of other cool stuff for 59andahalf-ers™ at our store).

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